eissa

by eissa

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Patches your hook through dead lines

$49one-time · yours to keep

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Try it on your vocal first

A loud lo-fi phone filter built for hooks. One big PHONE control squeezes your vocal into a cheap handset, CRUSH and GRIT break it up, and synced ECHO throws keep it big in the mix.

  • VST3 + AU
  • Mac + Windows
  • Instant download
  • 14-day refund

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What each knob does

  1. 01

    PHONE

    Squeezes the voice into a tiny cheap handset.

    0 to 10

  2. 02

    CRUSH

    Breaks the signal into crunchy digital bits.

    0 to 10

  3. 03

    GRIT

    More distortion with a darker, angrier top.

    0 to 10

  4. 04

    FLAVOUR

    Picks the kind of distortion.

    4 positions: CLEAN · WARM · DIRTY · BLOWN

  5. 05

    ECHO

    Throws the hook into repeating echoes.

    0 to 10

  6. 06

    TIME

    Echo speed locked to the beat.

    4 positions: 1/16 · 1/8 · 1/8D · 1/4

  7. 07

    OUTPUT

    Final volume.

    -12 to +12 dB

5 included

Presets included

Pick one in the player above, then make it yours.

  • Hook Phone

  • Pay Phone Verse

  • Busted Pager

  • Cockpit Comms

  • Mecha Meltdown

Why it hits

  • 01

    Cleanup filter

    Clears rumble and harsh top end before anything else touches the vocal.

  • 02

    Vocal EQ

    Shapes body, mud, presence and air.

  • 03

    Compressor

    Holds the vocal steady and in front.

  • 04

    De-esser

    Tames sharp S and T sounds.

About eissa

Questions

Works with

Formats
VST3 on Mac and Windows · AU on Mac
macOS
macOS 11 or newer · Apple silicon and Intel
Windows
Windows 10 or newer · 64-bit
DAWs
FL Studio, Ableton Live, Logic Pro, Studio One, Cubase, Reaper, Bitwig and any DAW that loads VST3 or AU. Not Pro Tools (AAX).
How it loads
In the free Sidechain Player. Works offline once it's yours.
Also
Plays right here in your browser, on your phone too.

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$49